Sponge bob who ?

I really really really hate to admit this but I share a secret connection with Sponge Bob Square Pants. It's not that I like him ... I am him. I worry! I took this stupid test a while ago.. which cartoon character do I resemble? And you would expect .. someone cool like T-bone or jerry, anything but Sponge Bob Square Pants. I admit, I had no clue who he was.. and to top that the explanation of the character went something like.. you are nice to everyone, friendly, charming!! Well, that sounds good... so I didn't bother so much. :)

Recently, thanks to my nephew, I am forced to watch sponge bob square pants! And trust me, he is annoying. He is gullible, easy, cranky, in constant need of being liked and goes completely out of his way to do something for people .. it's almost unbelievable. My point here being that .. be nice but don't be gullible.. help everyone but don't go crazy.. and just don't be cranky .. that is plainly annoying. And if you ever attain this level of sensibility, teach me as well! :)

The only thing I admittingly have in common with mr. sponge bob square pants is good friends. :) I also wouldn't mine a pineapple house under the sea. :)

Aye Aye Captain!!

that's me

Ticked Off

"Any resemblance to persons living or dead should be plainly apparent to them and those who know them. All events described herein (this blog) actually happened, but my intentions are to only highlight the ongoings of MY life and MY life only.". Boy I feel like a celebrity. I'm famous ... how else can you explain hate emails.... I don't understand how my love for romantic comedies and my ways to keep myself happy and content... can possibly be offensive. May be coz I'm happy... and I'm happy to be happy. I guess that's about it.

Anyway.. I do have a good life and I'm willing to always have one... unless "persons" try really hard to mess it up :).

Being nice - tick

Being considerate - tick

Being famous - tick

Being awesome - tick

Being myself - ticked off!

I come in peace,

Jay with a y..

I'm pretty fly for a brown girl ...

Yes I did it again .. managed to cut fringes all on my own and they've got a little shorter than I planned. But I think they look good. :) I am known to take such drastic measures when I feel alone... or weird... or just plain bored. So on days like these I perform my rituals .. get out of my house and face the sun with a smiling face ... and the world just seems nice again.

Now this may be of no major significance... but I wanna put this down for it to remain as a memory. I was asked to be in a music video .. sounds awesome at first ..doesn't it. So this hip group of people are walking on the other side of the road ... one of them comes to me and says .. hey listen up ... we are making a music video and one of our girls just couldn't make it ..would you please be a part of this video. You are perfect for it... and the flyest gal in syracuse at this very moment..(Note: there was no one on the road). Now this is exactly what went through my head ...this is a scam..cant be true.. they are gonna rob me off my head phones. Yeah ..that is how much I love them.

So I say .. ya know I have to study ..and submit something tonight... I'm sorry ... but I wish you luck for your video .. and he is like 10 minutes..just 10 minutes. I think to myself .. I don't do no 10 min .. I'm pretty fly for a brown girl!! :-p :-p.

OK Next Story,

I do not know how or when this happened... but now I call myself Jay... like Jay Z .. only difference being the gender.. :-p It was probably around the time I used to have lotta coffee at Starbucks and they asked me my name.. and from Janvir.. jonvi.. ja...eh what... I settled for Jay..or just J is fine really. Oops I did it again ... today I even called myself that. This "Jay" thing is starting to pick up. In no time .. I'll be Jay .. just Jay.

Fitness regime.

My wardrobe has taken a sudden turn towards athletic wear. And I'm loving it. I'm trying to change my food habits... but it doesn't help if someone opens a bag of fries right in front of ya which compels you to write this post. Where else can I take out my frustration.

na na .. that's not it ... we bought kinect few days back and I'm been pretty much hooked onto it. Dance is what I love and I put in that extra money just to buy myself Dance Central cd. I am freakin loving it. Today I did a "drop it like it's hot" dance. Unlocked a new venue ... and new knockout regime and all levels for that song .. yeah I'm that good.

But dancing to all kinds of songs.. made me realize the kinda dance I really do well and others not so much. If it involves anything with moves and ya know like wiggle waggle your body ..I can do it. But the whole robotic ..stiff dance number..I'm still to excel at. Boy am I glad they don't put in lotta stunts and all ...coz I just cant do it. I don't wanna be breaking my bones over this. It's just not worth it. Dance is supposed to be fun right!

I just love to dance and that's what I do best. :)

p.s. every inch of my body is paining right now.

Breaking a leg..

me

Music makes me lose control

ok I looooooooooooooooove music ... I'm a complete music junky. Well .. if a song plays.. I just have to.. have to sing along ... and please don't get intimidated by the number of songs I can actually sing.. if you listen closer I'm just saying stuff that sounds like the actual lyrics. It's usually just some random word that fit's perfectly. Damn..now you know my secret. But this is not why I'm writing this post... I am now a proud owner of BOSE headphones. yeah the most pricey thing on the list of things I own. Gawd..I'm such a show off.

I can now listen to beats in a song I didn't know it had... like every song I replay now sounds so much different. I'm not kidding .. really. you should try it... wait you can't ... (evil laughter).... It's a whole new experience. And I've now shifted to a little trance and random music on thesixtyone.com. Only true music junkies are on thesixtyone...coz it's so damn cool.

Ok I have to get back to my awesome musical experience. I'm drowning .. drowning .. I'm gone.

Flying while drowning,

me

Spring Break

Spring break to me...at the age of 16 was that show on MTV with girls dancing in bikinis and guys wearing weird flowery shorts ... I was like ..where is this place... do they dance all day ? They look like they are loving it!! Well here I am.. way..way past 16...the spring break has started... my friends have gone to miami and I'm sitting at home working on projects that I really dont have to work so hard for... but I still choose to.

Crazy workaholic,
me

Growing inch by inch

You know you are growing in the wrong direction when....

1) you take another 5 min to put on your jeans

2) you see a picture of yourself and feel the need to edit it from waist down..may be a lil more

3) your body starts to feel a lil different.. like its stretching somehow

4) hunger becomes directly proportional to the time elapsed between meals

5) the bed starts to sink in a little more than usual

6) bending, moving, walking.. any activity is a major task

7) parts of your body ache... especially feet...and you wonder why

8) you start to wear layered clothing ..

9) you look at that cheese in the quesadilla and say one time wont kill me

10) you dare to wear that tight tee and breathe in every time you pass anyone

hell no ... I' m not talking about myself... lets just say, its an insider's perspective. :)

Not ,

me

p.s. especially when you are in denial

Cuteness Unlimited

Dont get me wrong ... I have a life and I have loads to do ! But this is something really close to my heart. I love animals ... all kinds.. at times I even prefer them to humans.
Let me explain the picture.... firstly aren't they the cutest thing you've ever seen. Red pandas are on a verge of extinction and Firefox is working with WWF to save them. The image is a still from the live streaming of two red pandas in Brazil. They are taken care in the facilities and the room has these cameras all around the place. You can switch to different angles in order to get a better view of the two cuties. Isn't that nice...
I'm not too happy about the pandas being trapped in this small room.. so I really hoped it would have been a better place for them. But I appreciate the idea of live streaming. I'm starting to grow fond of them. Its like watching over your pets... oh he is licking his paw.. oh look he is running around.... hehe. It makes me happpyyyy... very happy.

Animal lover,
me

p.s. so what is the picture really about ... behind the scenes : .. shifu is sleeping and has no intention of playing with charlie..so charlie gets mad and tries to start a paw-fight.. shifu looks down on charlie ...asks him to get the hell out of his zone ...and charlie is disheartened .. jumps down and starts running around like a mad panda. :)