You know you are growing in the wrong direction when....
1) you take another 5 min to put on your jeans
2) you see a picture of yourself and feel the need to edit it from waist down..may be a lil more
3) your body starts to feel a lil different.. like its stretching somehow
4) hunger becomes directly proportional to the time elapsed between meals
5) the bed starts to sink in a little more than usual
6) bending, moving, walking.. any activity is a major task
7) parts of your body ache... especially feet...and you wonder why
8) you start to wear layered clothing ..
9) you look at that cheese in the quesadilla and say one time wont kill me
10) you dare to wear that tight tee and breathe in every time you pass anyone
hell no ... I' m not talking about myself... lets just say, its an insider's perspective. :)
Not ,
me
p.s. especially when you are in denial
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I read u :)
And I appreciate it :)
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